“I want to carry the torch for the parents who had to balance work and their child’s education, for business owners who were forced to shut down, for pastors who are not able to be with their congregation, or the family who lost their home in a fire, for an entire generation of students who lost a year of education.”

We use to go to the Stew Leonard’s in Norwalk as it was just over the town line from Westport on the Boston Post Road. Leonard actually came and gave a talk at our junior high school, (which are now called middle schools.) He was always open to ideas as to how to make his store better and was well liked in the…

An idea well illustrated by the Dark Forest theory.

I love that story. I’ve actually had the opportunity to perform it.

Wow. It’s almost like they make impulsive decisions based on their personal prejudices and don’t have the critical thinking skills to realize that this was a bad idea.

I’m sure the unborn are going to be flocking to Lubbock for sanctuary. 

That’s because the homeless vets didn’t learn to milk cows.

There is more than just a publicity stunt involved with this.

This fucking guy. As Governor of Massachusetts, he punched the clock for four years, taking credit for universal health care in the state thinking it would help his national profile. Then when he found that the goober primary voters didn’t want to hear about health, he said ‘fuck health care, let’s triple Guantanamo…

He is at least sensible enough to go on tour with a woman no reasonable male would touch.

I wonder how Gaetz is going to get his hair and facial products smuggled into prison?

And Dance played Lord Mountbatten in “The Crown” so he’s basically been cos-playing royalty for a while now.

Sorry, the Soprano crime family was fundamentally less dysfunctional than the New York Knicks.

I work in community theater. I put in my bio a “Law & Order” credit just for Lulz.

Wow, that picture is not doing William any favors.

If there is a trial, I want Sasha Baron Cohen to dress up as Borat and demand to be called as a witness.

In other news: The feds raided Giuliani’s home and office.

Here’s actual footage of Italiano and her editor putting this story together.

Yeah, your post “Post” job prospects might be better if you had quit before committing journalist malpractice rather after the fact, when it is broadly well known that what you wrote is bullshit.