Agreed. Naming a 4 year old “Top Josh” is kind of sweet and shows that this was a good natured event. Hardly the worst thing on the internet.

Being a Republican he probably just assumed that Abrams would respond with a bunch of emotional, button pushing nonsense aimed at her core supporters instead of laying out a thoughtful, fact oriented counter argument.

Well what do you know. The reporter who wrote the story resigned yesterday, saying she had been forced to write it.

That’s right. For reasons.

I wish someone would punch Tucker Carlson in the face everyday after lunch. (And after breakfast, and dinner, and every time he goes to the bathroom.)

Another band name: Jenneration B.

Must be very confusing when you’re trying to figure out which towel is yours.

Setting aside the fact that it is an outright lie, where was the concern about taxpayer dollars when the orange shit-gibbon was bilking us for millions when he spent a year of his term golfing?

The last time this happened, two enterprising young ladies in our region took the carcasses, laminated them, and started selling them as earrings.

I read an article in March that adding a type of seaweed to a cow’s fodder will cut the animal’s methane production by as much as 82%.

Excellent use of the laughing Rodan gif.

I remember reading somewhere that mushrooms were his drug of choice when he was writing.

I suppose Paulina is going to have to learn to walk and talk while spitting out complicated ideas in a hyper-caffeinated speaking pace.

I love it when these boobs step out of their self-validating social bubbles and come hard up against the real world. They must feel like Alice in Wonderland, in the version where Alice is a complete fucking asshole.

“You look up into the stands and see your girlfriend on the opposition’s side—that’s one hell of a tough thing to swallow.”

Agreed. It seems the only real purpose of this stuff is to remove idiots, (and innocent bystanders), from the gene pool.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Dunning/Kruger effect so brilliantly summed up in a single mugshot. 

That’s womenwholovebaddyejobmuttonchops.

That reminds me. The actor who played Cousin Itt in the Addams Family passed away.

You mean a writer who was obsessed with his penis wrote a biography about an author who was obsessed with his penis? Color me shocked.