I don’t think they are there yet, based on the talent they found to sing the national anthem.

Mary Trump, his niece, says that he would never run in 2024 because he would risk losing again and he cannot bear that. I tend to believe her since she was the one who was running around with her hair on fire in late December trying to warn us that he was still extremely dangerous, and we all know how that turned out.

I would propose a minimum 3 years jail time, with the specific stipulation that they be required to spend that time researching stories of all the people who believed that working with and for Trump was a winning personal strategy, and the massive negative consequences that was the result of believing that. It might…

This chuckleheaded dumbass isn’t satisfied with the idea that disabled people shouldn’t have rights, he wants to go after more vulnerable people.

For God’s sake, stop giving Greene and Boehbert any digital space. They’re stupid trolls who love attention in any form and stories like these just give them more oxygen.

And Ted Fucking Cruz was seen scrolling through his phone when the testimony was being given.

I’m wondering if this idiot has one advisor willing to say “Senator, really, your beard. I know you grew it because your fat, but I’ve seen hobos with better facial hair.”

I don’t think there are many women who would be thrilled to have reporters following them around and taking pictures of their bikinis and sticking them in the pages of the New York Post. But that’s what [constitutes as] journalism these days.

I’m starting to think this guy’s lawyer is Baldrick from “The Black Adder.”

Gov. Greg Abbott has requested that the President upgrade the emergency declaration he signed on Thursday to a major disaster declaration.

“Owning the libs” is all that matters to these people.

LMAO.

This is probably why Lindsey Graham is so determinedly single. Unless there’s another reason.

The men who send dick pics rarely do it just one time.

I think it’s a particularly fatal flaw in Cruz. He is so used to people pointing out his hypocrisy and then laughing condescendingly in their faces that he is inured to people being pissed off at him. There is not much self-awareness in people who treats the rest of the world with contempt.  

A run for Senate would also require her to be relatable to people below her ‘station’, the ability to respond to questions she hadn’t rigorously prepared for, and, you know, hard work.

This is true. And Mexican cats use their babies as ‘anchor kittens’ to avoid being kicked out.

And Drew Magary would say that Cruz went on vacation while his state was in a crisis because “he lacked grit.”

He could go to Cancun and tell his constituents that the purpose of his visit was to kill 1000 kittens and they wouldn’t bat an eye.