And now, our barfing has ended.

I can’t snark on this. Claudia sounds like she needs support and for whatever reason she isn’t getting it. I don’t think it helps that unlike other teenagers, her social media feed gets injected straight into the mass media aquarium.

Well he’s young an relatively fit, and the people who he appeals to probably assume every disabled person fitting that description is naturally a para-olympian. These are also the same schmucks who ask all black if they know Oprah.

I, too, am “disheartened still to know (sic) that I won’t get to represent my country as an olympian.” This is because I am a middle age office worker who has not been able to get to the gym for the last year and do not even possess delusions of adequacy.

That button needs to be preserved so that it can serve as the centerpiece for the new 2 billion dollar Trump Library. I’m not sure what else the library will hold.

What a Cinderella story. He went from being a Blobfish to a remora.

I’ll pass, but we are looking for waitresses and will happily pay you under the table so that you can still cash all those big welfare checks.

That is wonderful. Very slickly put together. It is actually a place I would visit.

This covers how I feel.

You mean we are actually going to have a Press Secretary instead of an internet troll? I forgotten how that works.

It would be a wonderful next act if Mary Trump turned her attention to her cousins. She’s already has far more legitimite accomplishments than any of them.

I feel bad for her. Maybe I’ll send her a coupon for 20% off at the new baby restaurant I’ll be opening now that the coast is clear.

Actually I think she was more of a Relationship Manager.

I think that in Snow White, the wicked witch is ordered to attend the wedding, then made to wear red hot iron shoes and forced to dance in them until she drops dead.

I think if did that again today, it would be a picture of all of them shredding evidence.

We don’t talk to her, much.

DT jr is Happy from A Death of a Salesman.

I’m looking at that picture up top and I can’t remember an image of him looking so spent and beaten. Melania, on the other hand, looks like she just got out of jail.

It’s available on line. There are lots of brilliant Wilde stories available.

There’s an Oscar Wilde story called “The Sphinx Without a Secret” about a woman in Edwardian London who becomes the object of gossip because of her enigmatic personality. The narrator later discovers that there is no scandal involved with her, she just read books and drank tea and let people think there was more to…