I’ll pass, but we are looking for waitresses and will happily pay you under the table so that you can still cash all those big welfare checks.

That is wonderful. Very slickly put together. It is actually a place I would visit.

This covers how I feel.

You mean we are actually going to have a Press Secretary instead of an internet troll? I forgotten how that works.

It would be a wonderful next act if Mary Trump turned her attention to her cousins. She’s already has far more legitimite accomplishments than any of them.

I feel bad for her. Maybe I’ll send her a coupon for 20% off at the new baby restaurant I’ll be opening now that the coast is clear.

Actually I think she was more of a Relationship Manager.

I think that in Snow White, the wicked witch is ordered to attend the wedding, then made to wear red hot iron shoes and forced to dance in them until she drops dead.

I think if did that again today, it would be a picture of all of them shredding evidence.

We don’t talk to her, much.

DT jr is Happy from A Death of a Salesman.

I’m looking at that picture up top and I can’t remember an image of him looking so spent and beaten. Melania, on the other hand, looks like she just got out of jail.

It’s available on line. There are lots of brilliant Wilde stories available.

There’s an Oscar Wilde story called “The Sphinx Without a Secret” about a woman in Edwardian London who becomes the object of gossip because of her enigmatic personality. The narrator later discovers that there is no scandal involved with her, she just read books and drank tea and let people think there was more to…

Rudy’s career is like the TV series “House of Cards.” Hailed at the beginning, then declining into mediocrity, before flaming out as a failure amid a huge scandal.

How can we forget the time when he literally hid in a bush to avoid reporters questions? Or how his status with the boss took a nose dive when Melissa McCarthy turned him into a national laughingstock?

The one thing I don’t mind not seeing again is that smug, self satisfied mug he pulls when he is saying something cruel and inappropriate, like the picture at the top of this article.

Fake. Everything about this woman is calculatingly fake. I have never seen one interview with her where her responses have a scintilla of spontaneity, everything she says looks to be prepared, rehearsed and thoroughly thought out in advance. She knew how to play her father’s affections to a T. She played up the myth…

It always amazed me that so many people who came into his orbit only to be humiliated and, in some cases, destroyed by their association with him. Banks, contractors, the USFL, Michael Cohen, Jeff Sessions, dozens of others. It was like how all the civilian characters in “The Sopranos” were attracted to Tony and crew…

Perhaps, without Twitter and without the the media making him the top news item, every hour and everyday, this orange maniac will shrivel and fade from a large majority of the public’s consciousness.