He is also the only person to be fired by both Trump AND Obama. That’s a pretty broad spectrum of failure.

“I know he’s frustrated, and I’ve disagreed on things with him before... Look, at the end of the day, I’ve got to follow the laws and the Constitution and the Constitution of this state.”

I’m sure this will please all those complaining “housewives” who somehow have access to the President of the United States.

It starts at the top. We need a DNC with a plan. And don’t get me started about perpetual-minority-leader Schumer. He just reminds me of a put upon private school principle in Bergan County.

When is law enforcement going to aggressively go after these nincompoops? They can’t be a bunch of the brightest lamps in the shop, who effectively covered their tracks when they made these threats. Investigate, arrest, and publicly prosecute these cowards to make an example of them.

Glad they have their health priorities straight.

“he wants to really make our country into a radical ash heap.”

Yeah with a sign outside that says “He-man Biden Haters Club: No Liberells Allowed.”

Wow, Trump was right. I’m getting tired of winning.

How can you expect the KKK guys to resist the temptation of supporting a tall, blonde, Aryan woman with a talent for cosplaying poor people?

Oh, sit down Thulsa Goom. Your 5 minutes were up over a year ago.

That’s probably why Harper Lee had Atticus say “IT WAS A SIN TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD” in ALL CAPS.

Hey Ghost, could you provide us with some insight on the legal definition of “Hightailing it”?

“I’m 41 and ready to retire.”

Well, the old Soviet Politburo was also filled with aging drunks and was really firing on all cylinders in the late 80's just before the whole rotting edifice went tits up. 

Nothing gets kids more excited than re-gifted merch bearing incoherent slogans created by someone whose second language is English and who doesn’t give a shit about anything except her legacy stipend.

In this day and age, sending porn videos of yourself to someone who you don’t like for the purpose of getting them very angry is almost guaranteed to backfire on you. Especially if you are suddenly in the media spotlight.

“Michigan’s Attorney General, Dana Nessel, issued a statement about the lawsuit, saying: “The motion filed by the Texas Attorney General is a publicity stunt, not a serious legal pleading. The erosion of confidence in our democratic system isn’t attributable to the good people of Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia or…

I wonder where all the “State’s Rights” jokers went?

Oh, Lou Dobbs and Stephen Miller are turning on each other?