“he wants to really make our country into a radical ash heap.”

Yeah with a sign outside that says “He-man Biden Haters Club: No Liberells Allowed.”

Wow, Trump was right. I’m getting tired of winning.

How can you expect the KKK guys to resist the temptation of supporting a tall, blonde, Aryan woman with a talent for cosplaying poor people?

Oh, sit down Thulsa Goom. Your 5 minutes were up over a year ago.

That’s probably why Harper Lee had Atticus say “IT WAS A SIN TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD” in ALL CAPS.

Hey Ghost, could you provide us with some insight on the legal definition of “Hightailing it”?

“I’m 41 and ready to retire.”

Well, the old Soviet Politburo was also filled with aging drunks and was really firing on all cylinders in the late 80's just before the whole rotting edifice went tits up. 

Nothing gets kids more excited than re-gifted merch bearing incoherent slogans created by someone whose second language is English and who doesn’t give a shit about anything except her legacy stipend.

In this day and age, sending porn videos of yourself to someone who you don’t like for the purpose of getting them very angry is almost guaranteed to backfire on you. Especially if you are suddenly in the media spotlight.

“Michigan’s Attorney General, Dana Nessel, issued a statement about the lawsuit, saying: “The motion filed by the Texas Attorney General is a publicity stunt, not a serious legal pleading. The erosion of confidence in our democratic system isn’t attributable to the good people of Michigan, Wisconsin, Georgia or…

I wonder where all the “State’s Rights” jokers went?

Oh, Lou Dobbs and Stephen Miller are turning on each other?

Why, why is Newt Gingrich given a second of air time anywhere? He’s a disgraced relic of the 90's and has all the relevance today as a Chumbawamba concert.

I second that emotion.

He was probably looking for a kick back for accepting the vaccine. He doesn’t do anything unless people are willing to “Wet his beak.”

I wish someone would say, “That the Republican party is constantly trying to brand their opponents as seeking to impose Venezuelan communism on the United States just shows you how deeply the party is committed to non-sensical and bizarre conspiracy theories that they don’t even believe in themselves.” 

Has anybody noticed how she has serious drag queen potential?

They cannot split screen Biden and Trump on inauguration day. The swearing in of a President is a moment in history. A Trump rally is just audio vandalism.