Black people aren’t owed anything because “we [paid] enough when 600,000 Americans died to free slaves.”

I’ll just be glad when this Born Again, red state, fat fuck takes his useless ass back to Kansas and spends the rest of his life trying to manage his cholesterol problem by eating corn dogs. 

With two-scoops.

She was obviously chosen for this job because she has spent her whole life seeking validation from people who want nothing to do with her.

Somebody here used that name a few days ago. I just added it to the Long, Long list of euphemisms for fat boy.

The interesting thing is that Herr Flaxencoif thinks it is both plausible that he could shake down a massive uber-corporation for money and that we would believe that he would turn it down.

Yeah, it sounds to me like the steroids crash is starting to roll over him.

No, it’s totally legit. Rachael Dratch just tones things down to make it seem believable.

They may as well have told him, “During the debate, turn into a Unicorn and start pooping ice cream.”

That’s a case of saying the loud part out loud.

“Will no one rid me of this turbulent epidemiologist?”

It’s hilarious that a guy marketing himself and his company as “Cyber Security Experts” is being lead around by the nose by a Russian disinformation operation. And by hilarious I mean profoundly disturbing.

This is what would happen if the Three Stooges did opposition research.

You’re very silly person and I’m not going to interview you any more.

The amazing thing to me is that Waddles has pointed a fire hose of federal money and ‘donations’ at his properties and they are still failing. When that gravy train runs out, his net worth is going to plummet.

I think that Russia has the same policy as Trump, once you are no longer of any use to them, you’ll be discarded and told that they never even knew who you are.

Hey, well-spoken woman with grown children from central Pennsylvania. When someone tells you who they are, believe them

I understand Susan Collins also gave money to the candidacy of Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Blackpool Rock Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable Brrroooo Norman Michael (rings bell) (blows whistle) Edward (sounds car horn) (does train impersonation) (sounds buzzer) Thomas Moo... (sings) “We’ll keep a welcome in…

Remember the old political saying? “A Democrat is a Republican who’s been to jail”?.

Well, at least Waddles didn’t bring up that awful eugenics obsession he has.