I would be the kind of racist who pats myself on the back for congratulating well spoken caucasian americans on their vocabulary.

I say Grandma Racist is the way to go. You know, just saying really repugnant and hateful shit and then get offended when people call you on it and tell us that is “Just the way I was raised”.

I try fairly hard not to get into the intergeneration beefs because we all were once “the younger generation” but when I see someone like this I’m ready to just check out on modern music sit my old ass down in a rocking chair and fire up some Prince on repeat and shuffle forever.

My late grandmother LIVED for bingo nights. When my Mom and I were visiting her one year during spring break*, we went to bingo night with her. I had more fun people watching, really - it was funny watching all these nice little old men and women turn absolutely cut-throat.

Someone was pissed that she said that Cheers and Frazier had too much diversity

Making fun of white culture? Did they mock her love of Friends? Did they make disparaging comments about The Carpenters and Air Supply? Did they disrespect the “very special episode of Family Ties” When Alex P Keaton lost his cardigan? Did they mock unseasoned chicken to her face? Oh man this is the greatest thing…

I proposed to my wife, but before I asked, I asked her if she would say yes if I did. She laughed and said she would. I circled back around a few weeks later and set up a super romantic date. She kept asking if I was going to propose and I denied it. Finally at the end, I propose. She laughed and said she already said…

The issue I always have with people talking about voting third-party, is that the third party candidates aren’t about jack shit either. This isn’t a “Democrats and Republicans and the two party system” problem; it’s a “white people run the federal government” problem.

That’s because they think it makes them exceptional and they want a cookie.

Love to! For the record, I’m a non-black latina.

Yeah, and women in particular are often socialized to soothe others’ emotions so it’s really actually kind of awesome that she didn’t. 

Many people in Becca’s situation would give him the out that he is looking for, out of fear of looking like the bad guy. I’m glad she didn’t.

Same here! I grew up in the hood, but when I tell people I’ve had a calm, and rather sheltered, and middle class lifestyle, they give me all kinds of disbelieving looks. My mom might have been poor but all 10 of her sisters and brothers were middle class, so I grew up middle class kinda by osmosis. I was supported and…

I will answer you as I answered them:

Not everyone is totally immersed in MCU. There were people who left the theater before the post credit clips even started, apparently unfamiliar with the process. They might not even know who Bucky Barnes is, or may have seen him in the other films but not committed him to memory. For many people, Black Panther is…

Is this Black Panther week at The Root? Cause if so then bitch yes.

HA! One time some coworkers and I were talking about all the times we went into Target for one thing and we came out with ten things, and one of them sighed and said “ ... I have a Target charge card.” The way she said it was so funny and sad at the same time, like she’d just straight given up and sold her soul to…

This is going to be glorious. The GOP is trying to prove the size of their penis by sticking it into a hornet’s nest.

I’m dying laughing because if they scanned everyone’s brain before going into Target it would be this circuitous train of thought that requires you to go to Target but you STILL don’t get what you actually went in there for! This was fantastic because I understood everything in it.

The FBI is going to snatch a bone out of the GOP’s ass after this. First off, you come for the FBI, you better come correct. They are basically slandering the organization’s leadership, the FBI is like...