See that shit right there is why I’d shank with a chicken bone, a knife is too good for their cheap asses.

It sounds like this guy has either poor friends, shitty friends or is the shitty friend.

This is why I’ve stopped going to all these birthday/promotion/Wookie Life Day celebrations—inevitably it is in some overpriced wine bar where a beer cost more than six pack of import IPA and FORGET ordering a shot of whiskey, 25 bucks for some special oak barrel bullshit, bring me a Jameson and save 18 bucks.

All of this and then some. I believe Damon wrote a piece on this before, but I will NOT move over when walking on the sidewalk and a gaggle of Beckies decides to refuse to form a line, when clearly they see someone else is walking. I cut through that shit like I’m playing Red Rover. No look-backs, no apologies.

I’m reading the Handmaid’s Tale and it has some racist representations in it, although being a third way through they’ve been brief so far since the sole black woman gets maybe four lines of text dedicated to her. Like the sole black woman speaks in “ain’t” and slang whereas the white women all use proper English. The…