And I haven’t even gotten into the Blue Whale, the town’s waterside watering hole, which always seems to be playing light bossa nova despite being just a regular sketchy fisherman’s bar.

If you’re just doing basic lifts you really don’t need chalk generally

I thought fear of god was an essential part of christianity?

I see what you did there. A shooting star to you, sir.

I’d say that about 2/3 of all heart-warming stories also is a sign that something in the community and/or society is messed up :/

hey, if a $2 usb cable will clean my dishes for me, even though I don’t have a dishwasher, I would buy it.

Ca 99.5% of my headphone usage is motivated by my need to not hear what is around me.

Ca 99.5% of my headphone usage is motivated by my need to not hear what is around me.

few three year olds will elbow you running past you on the escalator.

Kinda hope the pilots did an “intervention”...

actually it’s a hyphostrophe. 

well I mean Jesus managed that feeding of the 5000...
/s

I think a butt plug with some loctite on it would be a better option. Let it back up in there, until they explode.

If you have pineapple on it, you also need to add banana and curry powder.

Yeah, I mean I was 16 when my mom bailed me out from jail after I got arrested outside a squat the cops were trying to evict. Most people I know that have been political activists started to become active around 15.

That glare is the ultimate proof that Trump does not have a soul, since a soul hit by that glare would have caught fire right there and descended to hell, leaving it’s mortal host a charred stained rotten husk...
oh yeah right, i see now...

Which of the parties are willing and capable to wrestle control over the economy from the market? Because that’s what it will take.

yup, that’s how market economy capitalisnm works

Trans women are still members of the male sex class and are free to be housed with thier SEX. [...]

The whole thing will result in nothing.