This shows another problem with US gun laws. In Europe, the ppl closest to this asshat could just given him a thourogh stomping and then the play could’ve gone on. In the US, you have to assume that any rightwingnut can be legally armed.

By eating a shitload of fiber and also having IBS. Speaking from experience.

“I’m taking three efficient shits a day. This is due in part to the timed protein shakes schedule.”

so... Mattis compared the refugee caravan to Pancho Villa?
Isn’t Pancho Villa was generally regarded as a folk hero, a revolutionary seeking to redistribute the riches of the few to the poor?

friend of mine had a whippet (basically (physically) a smaller greyhound), and she handmade a harness with an extra third strap for the much smaller waist. She said a normal store-bought harness would not work due to the extreme difference on the whippet between ribcage and waist.

Please tell me that “gaggle” is the official collective pronoun in this case. Please.

The kids who try this kind of crap are psychotic.

Shhh, you’re disturbing all the folks who feel a need to scream about “psychopathic children” 

is this meant as sarcastic?

Responding to Hyde-Smith’s comments, Shelby County Commissioner Tami Sawyer tweeted that, “Folks like Cindy don’t think or care about being implicitly or explicitly racist.”

well, if you gave me a few hours, I could probably be that precise.... sadly enough.

You have my sympathies, both. 

oh wow. I was just gonna crybrag about my 7y 10m (2004-2012), but I accept defeat before you.

kinja mechanics has really been extra shitty the last few days...

“Two tomatoes crossed the road, then one of them got run over, so the other said ’Come on, ketchup’

mall.... hike.
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My little scout heart just shriveled up and died.

Fry’s management believes that the only reason people take their crappy jobs is to steal them blind.

yup, heading to bed over here in the CET time zone, hopefully I’ll wake up to something slightly less appalling than the present.

“I know you are, but what am I?”
Well, I guess he really knows how to speak his core voters language