Don’t listen to the haters. Slenderman is an awesome spooky character straight out of an RL Stine book. My kids love it and to be honest I kind of enjoy the tales myself. Not to mention, if you ever need a little alone time with the husband or wife just find a couple Youtubes or blog posts about Slenderman’s exploits…

87 x 0.59 = 51

He may have beaten Trump and he’s infinitely more likable than Hillary even with his weird overt creepiness. I wonder how many Berners that stayed home would have gone out to vote for him. Or how many Berners that cast a FU vote for Trump because of DNC rigging of the primaries wouldn’t have done that.

“with 51 points on 59 percent shooting”

I wonder if Biden would have beaten Trump. I doubt he would have fared as well against him as Bernie, but you still have to wonder. He’s a creep, weirdo, and likely has some surprising stuff buried away in his closet but all of that is true of Hillary as well. I have to think he would have at least done as poorly as…

Ah, you’re hinting at The Blue Wave. Got it. My mistake. Not a calendar or numbers guy.

Or golf.

Do you or do you not want open borders?

Do you honestly believe he won’t win another term? Can I see your work on that?

I don’t think so, but I’m also not really sure what Illuminati refers to. Tupac?

Not at all. Immigrants are a wonderful and necessary part of this country and they always have been. Most immigrants choose to start their life in this country by complying with our laws and applying for citizenship rather than evading our laws and customs.

What went wrong? Why are you like this?

“They’re entitled to not being enslaved even if they were all mass murderers in their home countries who came up here to continue their spree.”

Like Dave Chappelle, Kanye rises above the boring and repetitive platitudes that his industry cranks out year after year. That’s why he’s so interesting. That’s why he’s so popular. On a subconscious level, at the very least, his fans know that his mind is his own. Agree with him or not, that is very unique and very…

I thought that was the point? Making fun of Wyoming’s notoriously awful and financially-troubled public school system.

WTF are you talking about?

I usually don’t reply to you. You’re a mean guy.

Your replies are almost always a day or more late.

Deep State refers to the permanent government that is not elected and does not change with the rotations of the executive and legislative branches.

“The wall is a racist wall.”