You amalgamation of all of history’s greatest evils which includes Brett Ratner, and Ruffzie, Adolf Hitler’s evil Pomeranian, how could you possibly mistake a New Zealander for an Australian?! Does Manu Bennet seem like some kind of degenerate rugby hooligan to you? Do his facial expressions imply criminal ancestry of…

This is even handy if you did go to see Justice League but didn’t feel like waiting around afterwards.

The jokes are funny as hell, for the moment, but I have to admit I was staring at his upper lip the entire movie, and didn’t really notice anything wrong with the process. Of course, I might be too used to half of the bodies in these superhero movies being entirely CGI in the first place.

On the one hand, Superman is far more powerful; on the other, Batman is a far more popular character with way more fans. That’s what makes it a fair fight.

I love that in comic book logic mirrors are impervious to and reflect “heat”.

even more baffling is that batman can, but wonder woman, a literal demi-goddess according to these movies, cant.

Somehow his hair is able to be cut or shaved normally and is immune to damage from fire.

Poor Thor 2. I think there were at least 2 good possible movies they could’ve made with their ideas, but the combination was so awkward (see: the fact that they couldn’t break up Thor and Jane in that movie meaning it has to be mentioned in a throw away line in the next). The “Thinking with Portals” end fight scene…

I wouldn’t necessarily take the Ultron vision as meaningful; that was a hallucination Wanda triggered, not actual precognition.

So, in actual Norse mythology there is a story where a Frost Giant king stole Mjolnir in order to force Freya to marry him. Thor goes undercover AS Freya, dressed in the most beautiful wedding dress anyone had ever seen. The frost giant fell in love with him instantly and brought out Mjolnir as a symbol to seal their…

^This. I am about done with Tony Stark. I realize that Iron Man was the beginning of the MCU as we know it, but this character has really begun to grate on my nerves. The only time I can tolerate him, really, is when he’s in his own movies. In Avengers he’s poking Banner and trying to get him to transform while…

Can we all agree that the Flash costume design is the worst thing ever? I’m not a fan of the TV show’s costume design either, but it’s way less awful than the film version. From what I’ve seen of the movie version he literally looks like a walking pile of plastic trash. And why the fuck would a super-speedster…

On the contrary, Thor: Ragnarok treats its main character appropriately! Have you ever read any of the original legends of Thor? He’s more than a little bit funny and doofus-y. It’s delightful. And more importantly, it’s an ingrained element of his character as a hero with hundreds of years of history that the…

It is the coloring in the movies. My favorite movie of the DC verse has been Wonder Woman because Themyscira was just gorgeous. There is this gray/blue look to the movies that I hate. DC would have my money if they did a movie of Alfred’s days as a spy (Alfred is by far my favorite Batman character).  

Especially when the top tier of DC characters are far more iconic, the average joe had little clue of who Iron Man was till the MCU movies kicked off.

I think we kind of take for granted some of the cool things we get with superhero movies. There’s definitely a lot of cool stuff in MOS, some of it bordering on spectacular. I think the DC movies use visual effects in interesting ways more often than Marvel.

This still cracks me up.

I’ve seen some DC movies, and the word that pops up when I do is a word from this article: ugly.

Man Of Steel is the movie that every one of us would’ve lost their minds over when we were in the 1st grade. Superman punching a bad guy really hard while flying into space and destroying a satellite. It’s the movie you would talk to your friends about at lunch with your slice of pizza and chocolate milk.

Well that’s a shame. I’ll still go and see it.