#1 If you wear glasses, have a backup pair if shit happens.

Not chainsaws. Needed one to cut up some trees and every rental place wanted $30 - $80 an hour. I was definably going to need it for more than a day so I bought one for $150 and now I have it when I need it and maintained by me.

This is why you invest in a simple bluetooth OBDII reader and a simple application like "Torque' for androids. It will read your codes, tell you what they are, and there's an option to clear them (assuming you fixed the issue and just need the light reset). It also reports back tons of info like oil temp, coolant…

This is what I see.

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

Many reasons:

For someone who is paid to write about cars, he doesn't seem to know much about them...

I do not know why my mind was so macabre, but I could have swore this article said The Complete Guide To Selling Your Unwanted Corpse. That is a story about unwanted crap, Alan; have my body after I die, but pay me for it now, the complete guide.