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I’d like to protest the fact that your Mom clearly didn’t breastfeed you enough.

No, he’s a Russian puppet.

*Flout. They flout the laws, not flaunt them. I agree with the spirit of your point though. Silicon valley needs to clean their act up big time.

Plus if your sick of your boring ass real name— like “Doug” — you can change it to something wicked. I got dibs on “Alistair von Ravensblood”.

Genuinely. Damn. I am considering joining up.

Hello Kinja this is a formal request to change the stars to pentagrams on this site. Thank you for your consideration.

#IMWITHluciFER

It’s a great movie.

FTFY! 

That’s cute but present-day Russia is not like the Soviet Union. Russia can be fucked up without resembling the USSR.

I don’t like raisins in strudel. People put raisins in strudel. My mom used to put raisins in strudel.

Welcome to Aussie Politics 101...

Yep. And worse than that, we also have evolution and global warming deniers on science committees.

I’m still doubtful that it will be viewed in terms of Trump though. This is a wave that is at the same time bigger than Trump and here in America it looks like the wave is cresting. The clear message from Trump’s struggles in the polls is that while America has plenty of faults, we still don’t want our country run…

This hacker is good though! Look over here! He even has a funny and easy to remember name! Wikileaks was never good! But this guy is! (until he isnt) We’ve always been at war with Eurasia!

Then why hasn’t the government adopted it as the Blackberry replacement? Why isn’t it as big of a deal when someone hacks yet another fragmented version of the Android?

What about one family being the sole surviving family of a natural disaster, and repopulating the earth with four males and four females, with one male/female pairing the biological parents of the other three males? It's an in-breeder's paradise.

You forgot walking on water, curing the sick, bringing some guy named Lazarus back from the dead and resurrection.