“Triple cheeseburgers are perverse and wrong.”

He was your BF because he was rich, right?

“It will cost $35 billion to put two men on the moon,” Young complained. “It would take $10 billion to lift every poor person in this country above the official poverty standard this year. Something is wrong somewhere.”

Sure thing genius. Pretty sure there was clean drinking water for millions of years before humans fucked up their environment enough for the need to manufacture it. Yup, if it wasn’t for humans, we wouldn’t have clean drinking water. I’m sure all of nature applauds us.

That’s right dipshit, pure propaganda, The thousands of years that mankind looked up at the moon and dreamed about what was there, how to get there and possibly going there someday was not the real reason they want to put people there at all. The whole thing could have been accomplished with a probe and we all would…

People have no problem spending the money on defense systems and war, but bitch and moan about spending on things that are at the very core and our being of human existence? Fuck me. 

So...trailer trash sangria?

Nice.

I thought the 20th was Moon-landing day? Just like NASA to try and glob onto much more historically important news.

What’s this have to do with the C8?

“If you still feel like a job is the right opportunity for you, ask yourself, “How can I become a priority again?””

I think they are simply confusing “average” and “desired”. 

And the sky is blue. Any other amazing reveals, Captain Obvious?

Prefer the hardtop version. 

Non-federal with guns no less.

Question: Why didn’t the Cop arrest his mall guard ass?

Probably because these people are creepy ass worms and deserve whatever happens. Google should applaud their existence and un-ban them. Maybe even help create more? Like a Look Up Girls Skirt Spy For Free app?   

+1 for the Schon reference!