People still watch ESPN?

Doug the kinda guy to give his wife a score on her cooking abilities.

Can we get that in two-tone with a landau roof and luggage rack?

I can only imagine how technology would have stagnated without the desire to go to the moon as a reason to expand and push it’s boundaries. Would we have a lot of the the more advanced things we take for granted today? Necessity is the mother of invention. What grand necessities are driving the world today? July 20th s…

What she said.

Or my ‘68 Eldo.

Mmmmm Buttons...

Shut up Karen.

Yup. Clean cars are nice, but the stress and time you save by not obsessing about it let alone caring as much is empowering.

I used to be anal about washing and detailing my car, would wash it 2 or 3 times a week and detail it each time, that all ended when I had twins. If I wash my car twice a year now that’s typical. You show me a newer parent who’s still super anal about their cars appearance, I’ll show you a bad parent.

It could all be made very simply by one rule: The person asking the other person on the date pays. Don’t what to, or don’t think you should pay (man or woman, doesn’t matter)? Don’t ask.

How many cats does she have?

To be fair it was still 10 times better than Subway.

I see your Fudgie and raise you a Cookie Puss.

Yup. The trendy “it’s cool and cute to be afraid of clowns” phase never made it to me. Mimes and orange tinted Presidents are creepier. Plus; this cereal probably has less sugar in it than a lot of the newer “healthy” options. People have no problem eating things like Oatmeal Crisp with it’s big healthy heart logo but…

Nah he’s still a pud, just one with some actual niche information that he uses to act like a pud behaving like he’s of course the smartest man in the room.

In those turd worm’s brains, it all correlates. 

LSD?

Life is but just a series of meaningless events broken up by more meaningless episodes of boredom. Drinking helps blur the two together into something actually meaningful...at least it feels that way until you wake up the next morning.