I have the desire to drink no matter what I’m doing (while peeing, taking a shower, before giving blood) so the whole “getting on a plane” thing is irrelevant.

The best drink to order is one you like.

Too soon?

You could have video of Trump molesting a toddler with his penis hanging out and his voters would be ok with it (“Sheit, I was molested to, an I turned out fine!... and his dick ain’t that big anyways...I’ll show you big...here hold my beer!”), the GOP would ignore it (“I haven’t seen the video and I won’t comment…

You sure about that?

First: This is awesome news but...

Reading lifehacker typically does it for me...zzzzzzz

It a typical white trash American reaction:

You mean like a pitcher who accidentally hits a batter apologizing? lol. “My bad dude, it just got away from me...you ok?” Even if that’s the case 50% of the time, you’ll still never see it. You have a better chance of seeing a Trump zealot give $1 to a panhandler named Jamal.

Exactly. It’s not the price, it’s the subtle subterfuge in place designed to get you to hopefully to order it anyway because you don’t want to look cheap by even asking, and you don’t want to be that guy and have the server go find out, and all the crap that typically goes along with asking menu questions of any kind.…

Yeah, it’s the typical price by me too. Not that I’d order it evn if it was cheaper. Most of these chains have terrible beer selections so I don’t even look at the beer list.

I now, right. What kinda entitled fucker needs to know the price of something before ordering it. Good to know you have cash flowing out of your bunghole to give to those who aren’t rolling in it though.

“If a customer sees that a Coke costs $2.50, it may be a no sale.”

Wow, $5 for trailer park beer? My guess is they assume if you’re willing to drink a Bud Light, you’d be willing to paying a ridiculous price for it too. I’d rather pay the $5 for the soda.

Well, your Dad is a racist, but not only that, he’s stupid as fuck because we all know it’s NOT ok to be white, it’s shameful and we should be imprisoned because white people are evil.

But you’re a white guy and a voter, so you want Trump and don’t know it according to the “not all white people, but white people” logic of this profiling assclown pot-stirrer. What really gets me is all the white people who love to be accepting cucks to everyone’s generalization of them being terrible as a whole,…

“White people don’t care.

Abhor? Good lord, do you also hate Starbucks and all the other fashionably trendy things it’s hip to hate on anymore?

“therefore, their labor is worth 200-550% more.”

Who do you work for?