Well, 5 in 15 years.  Don’t forget that first one that Duncan was there for! 

is this a joke

I’m sorry, no, Pop won’t be able to do that because I’ve already planned out his post-NBA career pretty comprehensively. He’s going to retire from coaching and move directly into the White House, where he will drop kick Trump and the rest of the horror show into the toilet and then flush them to hell where they belong…

I’m a Rockets fan. I’ve never had a scenario in my life as a sports fan where I love a coach as much as I love Pop, respect a team’s incredible two-decade-plus run of consistent greatness as much as I do, and hate the fucking team as much as I do. Pop is better at the thing he does than just about anyone alive is…

...who will say crazy things in a restaurant like “I’VE BEEN SAYING MALBECS ARE BAD FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THE WAITER WAS COMING”

And then when he had another one who Was Ready, he swiftly advanced to the Conference Finals and had a good shot at pushing the Warriors ruined by some untimely (and some might say malicious) injuries.

We saw it: He won 4 championships in 11 years.  Tim Duncan was as Elite as they come and he was coached by Pop his entire career.

When Pop finally retires from coaching, he can probably get steady work in sci-fi movies as the crazy town elder who yells things like “I’VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS” and “I TOLD YOU THEY WERE COMING.”

God the opportunity was right there for the rockets to stay in la and get in the wretched warriors heads.

She has quite the “murder trial era” Phil Spector thing going on.

I’m very disappointed that there was no mention of the hair on some Utah womans head that was shown in the fourth quarter. The driest bee hive hairdo ever seen and blocking the view of people two rows behind her. It was magical to behold. Please, someone tell me they got a screenshot of it. 

I also have a job and I never try my best.

Ricky Rubio is one of the very best defensive guards in the NBA, and probably should have found his way onto an All-Defense team already. That Harden is just toying with him so ridiculously really just underscores how incredible of an offensive player Harden is. I don’t think it’s crazy to say that he could go down as…

I maintain that harden can and should be stopped by the defender repeatedly stepping on his big toe. Stay on that toe. Abuse it. Then we will see how much shimmying goes on

Ricky Rubio knows full well he is going up against one of the all-time great scorers and a league MVP. The fact that he continues to pick himself up and go out there and try his best should be celebrated.

Popovich and Steve Kerr are also great on this topic. It’s amazing how bad football is even though the racial league makeup is somewhat similar. And yet, most offensive lines in football are one step removed from a Klan meeting.

I like basketball

I did not know this about the Bosas. Drag him, bruh. Drag him.

You might be underestimating humanity’s capacity to make the same moronic mistakes over and over.

So, not this?