Here’s what they say:

I remember there was a comic in a newspaper, 10-15 years ago, I can’t remember which newspaper it was. But it was making fun of Kobe Bryant as a ball hog. The comic had him depicting playing for his own team, and scoring, then on the next possession he stole the ball from his own teammates and scored the ball in the…

It’s the best type of roll over.

I had that chair, and it was ass garbage. Way too stiff and doesn’t have any padding whatsoever. Requires way too much force to roll it. Eventually it refused to stay at its tallest height and would just slowly go down.

I had that chair, and it was ass garbage. Way too stiff and doesn’t have any padding whatsoever. Requires way too…

If you press those empty white buttons next to the screen, one of them will mute the sound, and another may possibly even skip the ad...not sure if there may be a button that’ll skip the ad though.

I’m very big on using apps to order ahead at restaurants if the option is available.

That’s weird, I used it just 15 minutes ago at the grocery store! Uh, my checking account number is 918458250. I don’t know my routing number, but you can call my bank for that!

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Sure, but if you foul him it gives an opportunity to disrupt the tempo of the game and try again to turn it in your favor.

So, how’s that working out so far? I need data. :D

Similarly, I haven’t been to a movie theatre in over 5 years because I have to accommodate myself to the rules and what’s available at the theatre, rather than make the movie watching experience accommodate to me.

You bought the wrong prebuilt...lol

They aren’t being forced to. They force themselves to keep working because they have no cash set aside to afford being jobless, let alone the time to look for another job, many of which they won’t be qualified for simply because they don’t have the necessary skills. All they can do is get hard labor jobs.

I was wondering why Carmelo was grinning.

Maybe you missed the point. Jaylen was in high school a few years ago. He’s had to grow up and be more mature in a shorter amount of time than most people his age (I’m 24) to be where he’s at today.

I have blocked family members who I don’t want sending me requests, notably any of the aunts and uncles and all their kids.

Maybe. Very few people down here have flood insurance. Just look at the percentages below:

That gave me a pretty good snort

holy shit, this is on Jalopnik?! I was thinking it was The Root or something.

I bought a 5S in 2015. I’m sure it’ll last me beyond 2020, or whenever this phone simply cannot perform as needed after it is no longer supported. Then, I will happily upgrade to the SE or whatever equivalent form factor is available from Apple when the time comes.