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some low hanging fruit:

I work as an Audi tech and we have a warranty manager. Literally all he dose is sits in a little office all day and file warranty claims.

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Still better than Mayweather.

I'll throw out my professional opinion as an Industrial Designer.

Maybe it's because buyers are flocking to the Corvette Stingray, a car that provides some 80 percent of the Viper's performance for nearly half the price, or maybe it's that the Viper's $102,485 starting price is deemed too high.

The only people that Uber annoys are:

Fully loaded Camrys cost $39,995? what?

Because you're stupid. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I rest my case. There is someone stupid out there who is willing to pay the dealer's stupid asking price.

There's a difference between buying things that you don't need when you can afford them and valuing money in such a way that you simply don't care if an item is overpriced. Even if I become a billionaire I'm still not planning to go buy cars without researching a fair price for them. Valuing money less is stupid. …

Wait what? I think you've just proven my point about stupid people in the world.

There are stupid people in the world. A lot of them are in California and don't properly value money. I wouldn't be surprised if the car sells for 6 figures.

Once I was pretty high and decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich, and forgot to take the wax paper out from between the two slices of cheese that I used. I realized it about a third of the way in but didn't want my sandwich to go to waste so ate the rest of it. The texture kind of works in a grilled cheese, at…

Okay, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I was a dumbass as a teenager. (Weren't we all?) So, 15 year old me, high as hell ate all the cookies my boyfriends mom had shipped us. But then, we had a brilliant idea! Let's see if the packing peanuts were edible! And so, I ate a handful of packing peanuts with some sugar…

I worked at a dinner theatre where we saw all kinds of weirdos. We had comment cards on each table and always followed up on any negative comments. We were serving a cedar planked salmon, and received the feedback "the bread under the salmon was too hard." There was a quick sort through the cedar planks, and sure…