The real conspiracy for the mongoloid Kentucky fans to delve into is how in the hell is like half of the NBA former Kentucky players, yet you have 1 title since 1999? The FBI should look into that!

What I can’t get over is how out of character it is for Pete Carroll to disassociate with something before shit hits the fan

It’s so out of character for Pete Carroll to disassociate with something that eventually leads to shit hitting the fan

He had a prescription from Xanta Claus.

Malik Hooker is from Pennsylvania.

Malik Hooker is from Pennsylvania.

Bobby may need to brace himself for some investigations.

J.R. Smith’s grammar for 2020

Just goes to show you all how shitty of a Democratic nominee you had. Any other Democratic nominee in history wins this election by a landslide.

I thought Donald was going to get his ass kicked? I guess that represents the collective intelligence of Deadspin.

Good call lmao

Great. Another summer full of goddamn Dwight Howard free agency talk.

Tate Martell had been a Texas A&M verbal since like last August.