That’s Jim Tomsula level of life-hack right there.

And here Oklahoma was worried about replacing Joe Mixon.

Welcome to Britain!

What’s the AP style guide recommendation on when to use “curling one out” vs. “pinching off a loaf” vs. “dropping the Browns off at the Super Bowl”?

For me his greatest crime was opening two doors on his advent calendar on the same day.

A 17 year old who downs 18 drinks and remains conscious is either lying, or needs to stop drinking.

I bet TCU wished that this came to light Sooner.

He didn’t want those problems for real. Demarcus Cousins would’ve beat the shit out of Kevin Durant!

You won’t believe why Kevin’s being ejected.

This is an incredibly thorough and well-researched post for something that the vast majority of us will thankfully never have to come close to experiencing.

It’s called basketball.

Rhythmic Weightlifting.

The hit on Brown — who caught the damn ball — in the endzone in the fourth quarter was sickening. Dude couldn’t register the celebration dance.

Hell being a Thursday Night Football game with the Dolphins vs Ravens

This was the quintessential “we’re all going to burn in hell for liking football” game.

“Overall, we won, so fuck it.”

Same conclusion the Norwegian dude came to earlier.

Team doctors placed the odds of Curry returning this week at 3-1.

They must love his versatility: he can play 6 positions on the field and suck at all of them.

Soccer Jesus doesn’t care about American soccer