It does make them legal creeps, which is all the cover that specific type of asshat wants.

I spoke with Darby Angeles Cruz, who said she hadn’t read the article but confirmed that she defended her daughter to people who left “obnoxious” comments and claimed Olivar was 18.

You know you fucked up when even Barstool commenters are calling you a creep 

Holy shit. Barstool hires cyclopes.

This is a correct take.

This poor snowflake just needs a safe space where he can call 16 year olds hot on the Internet. Is that too much to ask?!?

Hey Guys,

My man needs a bike. Big bike

At the very least he will be physically closer to the movie theaters he loves.

I’d like to thank the Chargers for weaning me off football before every weekend was just a collection horrifying injuries and dog whistle politics. Love you Ryan Leaf.  

Luka Doncic was “leading a below-average national team to a European championship against actual NBA players at age 18" good. That’s a significant step up from “potential top 10 college recruit two years from now” - the difference between an automatic #1 overall pick and probably a mid- or late-first round pick.

Europea…

Lonzo must be a huge Star Wars geek considering the nightly Stormtrooper impression.

It appears that the Lakers are giving Lonzo $33M over 4yrs to do just that.

Is Peter Thiel giving them each $100,000 to skip college and innovate new ways of missing 12-foot jump shots?

Well, that’s the thing. He’s 16 years old, he’s not ready to play in a legit top European league against grown ass men. Sure maybe he can play in some lower league like the Philippines, but that’s worse than elite American HS competition.

I’m pretty sure it’s just LaVar in a series of ridiculous disguises that don’t work.

Philly fans need to go into detox, watch the Eagles choke in the divisional round, and return to being the irascible scum they used to be.

“LaVar Ball told Jeff Goodman that he’ll deputize a trio of Ball uncles to accompany the brothers wherever they go and help prepare them for an NBA future.”

I don’t think they are the new worst. They’ve always been the worst. It’s apparently dangerous to go to the Eagles’ stadium in opposing colors. I’ve heard of shit like batteries being thrown at opposing fans.

If I run into her at the store again, we may have to fight to the death. I think I can take her.