6gummybearsandsomescotch
6gummybearsandsomescotch
6gummybearsandsomescotch

You don’t have to agree with it on every detail, but it is undeniably a winning approach.

They should have just quietly swapped McAdoo for Tim Heidecker. No one would have noticed.

Hmm, surprised to see “any 80s villain’s henchman, not the main guy but the #3 guy who the hero kills, but does get a noteworthy quip” isn’t on the list. He seemed liked a shoo-in.

Golf Cart isn’t a bad option. Look what it did in Dallas:

There’s no way #5 is real.

a lot of these balls are coming in super hot making them nearly impossible to catch. plus it looks like in several strikes he doesnt see them until late, making it even tougher.

+2 consecutive AFC Championship Game losses

You just don’t understand the wonderful, salt-of-the-earth people in our great heartland states. For them, life is only worth living if they have three things:

I hope the Giants take Sam Darnold, because it’s their turn to take a slightly overhyped Orange County/USC product who might’ve turned out OK in a smaller market, massage the shit out of his ego, and watch him fall on his face.

I understand they’re switching to Clean Coal, so they’re going to need to hire people to scrub and polish the coal now.

Pretty impressive that he’ll now have both the longest and shortest start streaks among current QBs. That’s definitely HOF material.

I would give this two thumbs up, if I could. -JPP

Yeah, they’ll start hiring again any minute now.

if there is a god Rex Ryan will be making his triumphant return to NY as soon as the Buffalo Wild Wings staff figures out how to remove him from Booth #3

Update: Oh man.

I hope he still has the address of that coal mine.

McAduly noted

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.