Today has nothing on that magical day years ago, when one staffer just didn’t show up after a night out, and we got increasingly worried and dispatched people to said staffer’s house, and ultimately discovered that the staffer had been concussed and hospitalized after playing a game of “let’s take turns punching each…

I mean, we don’t actually know where Marchman is yet.

You guys are amateurs. You set an alarm for 6:30 AM, log in, right a few comments and then go back to sleep.

Has “getting hit by a bus” not arrived yet?

Barry, do you have any idea how long it takes to eat a bowl of Milk And Honey Original Cafe Mix? He’ll get there when he gets there, and he will be fortified!

What?

Well the best thing in the world would be discovering that Webb is a good player. And a rookie who can win games with this squad definitely qualifies as good. So long as the Giants aren’t picking a QB they would be better off moving back in the draft and restocking their team. Because they have many holes.

This is the beauty of Mike. Outside of the Yankees, he maintains he has no fan affiliation. He clearly favors players (like Eli), but regardless of the team, when he gets worked up. he sounds like the mouthpiece of the fanbase of that particular organization. On WFAN, all the main hosts are Jets / Mets fans. When they…

I like how they’re not synchronized, either. It really adds to the effect.

Nah, as a Jets fan, the Jets are still the Jets. This year is a perfect example: they can’t even tank right! The Giants are showing them how a competent team tanks.

Is it possible to believe that both Manning should sit/be moved out and that this is an extremely dumb decision, given the coach’s impotence and Geno Smith’s disastrous history.

Francesca’s personal offense at this may be a little silly but he’s 100 percent right that McAdoo has no idea what he is doing, and that a…

That 3x3 grid of Francesa doubletake gifs in the thumbnails of related articles is fucking hypnotic.

Long time lurker, first time caller.

As usual, he sounds like my drunk uncle. But unusually, I kind of agree with him this time?!

That Parsons signing was garbage the minute the ink dried. He’s played 25 minutes exactly twice this year and averages 9, 3, an 2 rounding up. The fucking Luol Deng contract looks like a steal next to this diaperboy.

“You know what will make us better? Playing a QB who couldn’t cut it with the Jets.”

Reporter: “Do your team’s struggles have anything to do with the fact that you signed a ‘Big 3’ of Mike Conley, Marc Gasol, and Chandler Parsons to swallow nearly 2/3 of the payroll; that Mike Conley has been injured for half of the season; that this team is so top heavy it makes Dolly Parton jealous; and that Dillon…

“I will help Geno and Davis prepare to play as well as they possibly can.”

I haven’t felt this robbed since Fisher was fired before breaking the losses record.