. . . What . . . what kind of game did Brad Smith have to score 15x worse on any metric than Nathan Peterman? Did he shoot a dog at midfield? Did he shoot a kid?

Well, given the state of the Buffalo Bills over the past 17 years, I’d say “building for the future” isn’t exactly their strong suit, whereas actually slipping into the playoffs during a year when the AFC is pretty top heavy might actually interest some fans again. But if you’re going to tank, maybe go into the season…

Tyrod is the best QB the Bills have had since Jim Kelly. It’s not even really close. Look at this:

This is normally a reasonable response, but they don’t need Kaepernick because Tyrod Taylor is RIGHT THERE.

No quarterback had thrown five interceptions in the first half since before the NFL-AFL merger.

I’d like to meet the guy who ran on the “pro-my-constituents-occasionally-getting-torn-to-pieces-by-crocodiles” platform.

sweet! Do Stone Mountain next.

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....

Carroll: This sure looks like an inside job.

Wow. Has it really been 9 months since something from Georgia has imploded so quickly and in such spectacular fashion?

The overriding message that if black people would stop complaining and just show some damn gratitude, America will be great again, is like a punch in the goddamn soul.

Turkeys very well known for chasing children yet dumb Obama pardons one every year. Is weak on turkeys, many fowls laughing at us. I will be strong. Butterball stocks up!

I wouldn’t be surprised if he passes on turkey pardoning. I also wouldn’t be surprised if he signed death warrants for any still-living turkeys pardoned by Obama. My capability for surprise has waned almost completely.

Can we just move on from this and get to more pressing matters? Such as, what will Trump do if the family members of the turkey he pardons this week don’t pay him enough respect afterwards?

It’s Joe Thiesmann, not Simms. Washington is playing the Giants on Thanksgiving, and they’re making a ‘leg’ joke in regards to a turkey leg and the fact that Taylor ended Thiesmann’s career by breaking his leg like a wishbone.

Right you are Jeem Gray

Ok ShadowBnd2, we get it. You’re a racist piece of shit. Now please SHUT THE FUCK UP. Thank you ever so kindly. Have a great day, nazi!

He deserves a second chance guys. NFL is known for giving second chances, think of Michael Vick, Adrian Peterson, Colin Kae...::checks earpiece:: ...Ezekiel Elliott...

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

My local school board has student board members, and I routinely see them showing more leadership, and certainly more courage, than our elected officials.