As a Jets fan this whole season has been like watching your clean-cut, straight A older brother that you’re always being compared to slide into an ugly heroin addiction. And kind of being ok with it.

The hardest thing for any ordinary person to do is to hit a baseball traveling above 85 mph, let alone stand in against it.

That kind of joke from Jerrah?

Buuuurrrrrrrrrn

Definitely not as good a joke as the Cowboys’ playoff resume since Super Bowl XXX.

Big deal. Let me know when you find some footage of a seemingly sober Jerrah.

225 years of slavery probably seemed pretty bad to some.

Yes, inserting a cigar into consenting woman’s vagina is much, much better than grabbing a non-consenting woman’s crotch. So much so that I wonder why you would even compare the two unless you yourself are some kind of lurking sexual predator.

coincidentally, Papa John’s is also rather painful to pass

+1 monumentally (and grossly) relevant gif

And this is him when people are watching.

What...what the fuck is he doing?

He already has that show. It’s called “Halftime”.

America: “wow, hearing accusations about a crazy Republican senate candidate from Alabama is probably the least surprising scandal ever!”

I read that as “catch me I’m going to fart,” which would be an appropriate response to all Jameis Winston stories.

Jameis Winston?! The lovable, charismatic leader has been accused of sexual misconduct?! catch me, I’m going to faint!

Papa John’s is indeed awful. You are correct to pass on it.

People smashing their Keurigs to defend the name of a pedophile, pizza chain demanding nazi’s stop making them their official pizza, white supremacists freaking out because a man who named himself Baked Alaska is banned from Twitter, another terrible DC Movie drops in theaters, US Attorney General simply refuses to…

Still and forever will be the much better Papa with much better ingredients and much better pizza and no forced idiotic banana peppers required