I'd put on pants for it.

He's always been that guy. And "You're Whole" on Adult Swim circa 2011 is a little treasure and flat-out funny.

Dear WWE,
You have toned down your ridiculous "impact"-style camerawork, and I thank you for it. I call it "impact"-style camerawork both because you seem to think that it aids the visual effect of physical collisions, and because it is literally at least as stupid as your chief competitor's show of the same…

And Roman Reigns.

Owen Hart being another glaring exemption.

So you're gonna be cheering in yr recliner when the news hits that Israel carpet-bombed Iran, I suppose.

I'm not a big fan, but if Santino Marella had delivered that line about Edge during a match, from commentary, I think I would have spontaneously combusted.

How many days in a row do you have to drink Steel Reserve before you stop waking up with a wretched hangover? I'm in a very economy-dependent line of work and need to plan for everything.

Worst. Spear. Ever.

The wrestling industry and tobacco are very similar in that matter. I'm sure they've shared some executives.

In spite of Tony Reali, really, I always enjoyed ATH more than PTI. Snippets of wisdom surrounded by entertainment instead of supposed hard sports knowledge with a flourish of entertainment.

No Tim Cowlishaw? C'mawwn!!

Hopefully, he's firing Stuart Scott from the broadcast in Heaven.

This song was alright. It was as good as a Bloc Party B-side. Second Interpol album > all of the above

Did the band split into two factions, one of which cover the Smiths and the other New Order?

Wake me when The Eric Andre Show Season 4 premieres.

Didn't he tell John on his deathbed that Saul Zaentz was his best friend? On one hand, that's stone cold, but on the other, I have to wonder what kind of dickery John was up to for years to inspire that.

All the shit-tons of Marijuana in KY will prove to be a reason why KY becomes one of the LAST states to legalize it. Write it down. Yes, because of well-imbedded conspiracy to distribute under the current paradigm, but also general paranoia about it's prevalence. There are a lot of Bible thumpers here. And some…

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