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They commented on that back in 2004 at the end of "Quest For Ratings".

I'll take a movie. I know another Team America is a pipe dream, but I'd settle for another Orgazmo.

Those sub-levels you find later in the game on Sunshine with the 3D rotating environments are the most amazing frustrations I've ever had probably. I would go around town collecting 80-90 lives to prepare for jumping into a couple of those.

Hearts is the best. Followed by Euchre. Followed by having 4 people know how to play Pinochle.

AV Club readers feel stupid for not realizing this one new societal rule

Undertow, while at the time a forward-thinking album, hasn't aged well. Aside from Prison Sex. Because Undertow's ripple effect is felt in a lot of terrible, terrible music by bands like Godsmack and the like. Give me 10,000 Days over and over again, over two more times through Undertow. Fuck that Henry Rollins…

Nah, I didn't read that shit. Apparently a suicide happens about every 30 seconds somewhere in the world.

I can't wait for this new "REMAKE" game to debut so I can come to your puny little island and lit-3 you until you die and I collect the ability to summon you.

Aasif Mandvi would be the ONLY one of the recent correspondent list that I'd give a shot to. Unless you count Larry Wilmore.

Paging Dr. Loggins..

Well, at least Ambrose will win this one.

I was unabashedly a fan of the squawking, occasionally interfering and effing it up Summer Rae. I also had high hopes for Fandango at that point.

I remember, fondly now, thinking Live, Candlebox, and Collective Soul were just the definition of insufferable. Then time lapsed and our glorious music industry brought us Puddle of Mudd, Staind, Godsmack, Nickelback, Creed, Matchbox 20 (MY NOMINEE), and more Bush albums.

Go ahead and just forget about it. If you like Undertow better than Lateralus, you have no business being a Tool fan anymore.

There's definitely an Undertow camp that hates 10,000 Days. And there's a camp like us that love it, and are iffy on some Undertow.