Oh, comment of the day, eh? Very nice. And how’d you get that? By exploiting the editors. By hanging on to outdated imperialist kinja which perpetuates the comical and political differences in our comment section. If there’s ever gonna be any progress...

Hopefully the reward shrubbery will look nice. And not too expensive. 

I know that this is well above your budget but it’s also something that I know that you love:

This is the fucking worst.

Nein you say? 

Isaac Asimov’s Three Rules of Product Placement.

This issue is easily solved by making the kid buy their own insurance, like my parents did. Anything I actually wanted to drive was prohibitively expensive and therefore out of reach for me working 20 hours a week in HS.

Soooo, if I understand correctly...you didn’t see any rust on it when you bought it, so you stored it in a garage till it had properly ripened.

This isn’t even the scariest Golden Eagle on this site.

Autocross is to racing what bowling is to sports

Sounds as if that car just doesn’t like you..

When David Tracy offers to buy it.

Also, the ZR2 just popped its airbags in excitement at this news...

This has to qualify for......

Behold the E911.

Look, man, if there’s one thing I know, it’s how to drive while I’m stoned.

It’s ok. I’ve gotten COTD before, it’s no big deal. Besides, Mr. Jeepin’ deserves it, he’s one of the best commenters on Jalopnik.

Also no US municipality would be able to get a car marked as abandoned and crushed inside of three days.

Poach ‘em, Dan-o.