This whole morning shift read like an onion article about #firstworldproblems

Yes! Now make him James Bond and put him on Top Gear. Idris Elba all the things!

I’ve seen more powerful meteors.

JFC that picture is giving me the creeps!

Once again, someone falls for the whole “Tunnel painted into the side of a barn find” trick.

That rust cloud is big enough to start raining spare parts for David Tracy.

Since engineering is the enlightened department, who cares about dirty logistics.

Is the woman in the black & white ‘30s-era photo cradling a hot water bottle? What sort of lunatic advertising logic was at play there?

It’s okay, it happens to a lot of guys.

[slight rocking]

I’m hoping they’re smart enough to never offer it with big power.
Because:

counterpoint: all cars should have screamin’ decals of demons on them to proclaim EXACTLY how much personality they have

Meanwhile at the lake.

Given that Ford figured out how to put post-sale terms on the owners of the new GT, I’d love to see some hypercar purveyor do something like this.

It is efficient if it lowers the price of the vehi— oh fuck never mind, we’re talking about Mercedes.

The entire WESS schedule is full of amazing events at incredibly difficult locations. The riders who finish these events are superhuman and to win makes them an idol. I am thankful for the coverage Redbull TV gives, especially the live events.

I think that shoots a piston through the hood and into orbit.