Raph is mostly correct.

52-what now? Are you serious? $52,000?

Fast forward 30 years as David is flat-bedding a non-running rusted hull of this exact year and model back to his garage to breath life back into it and take it to Moab to prove it’s Jeepness.

1st Gear: Please Stop Tweeting

I will go to my grave bitter about the IDX

Sure, we can have a new version of the Juke, but no IDX. Screw you, Nissan.

Funny how you seem to have a knack for finding  and profiling people whose slightly irrational behavior around their car collection habits makes yours look like a low-key, totally harmless little hobby. It’s a bit like Hemingway and Fitzgerald each wrote a bunch of letters and diary entries that basically talked about…

there’s a part of me that feels this is really a story about Miss Mercedes and her adoration of smarts and now cycles, but the names and vehicles were changed to protect the innocent.

This is how you get someone not interested in electric cars to buy an electric car. If it has the same simplicity of design and reliability I’ve come to love from my AK, I’ll make a deposit now.

The difference between Kristen and FancyKristen,

CAN YOU PLEASE REMOVE THE CHUNK OF CVT FROM MY SPLEEN ALREADY?????

Fancy Kristen does not bother with silly things like “nationality”. Borders are for the poor. 

Counterpoint: “Hurr durr It’s not scary” is a good way to end up Orlove’d or worse. There isn’t a 500+ hp car in production (existence) that doesn’t deserve respect. 

*Quickly and quietly removes feelers from front bumper before Jason starts a rant on that topic.*

I’m pro chrome trim and pep boys fake shit. It reminds you that as George Carlin said:

There aren’t any pedestrians on the Bay Bridge, which confused the Mustangs.  They wandered ‘round and ‘round searching fruitlessly for a crowd.

Good idea, Jason!

Baby, if these were smart men they wouldn’t have to cook up a scam to steal from people they know. This is grandson-gets-power-in-grandma’s-name level stupid.

And so I ask you, our dearly beloved swath of super wealthy, very appreciated, devoted Kinja commenters: do you know who is backing Musk’s bid?

Paging @MissMercedes :-P I see a fourth Smart in your future