‘buyers who confirm with their $2,500 still don’t get a hard delivery date, but are told they will receive their car “in as soon as 2-4 months.”’ 

Convoy!

People will buy it. Just look at the $100,000+ Ford F350.

They should use the Tonka font on the truck bed.

David Tracy is now going to have dreams about this where whispery voices tell him to build a swampy woods in his back yard so that the rusty car parts will come out of the ground.

How come they get that snazzy plaid but the seat covers don’t?

Sounds like it’s time to replace the family, not the car.

Orlando Sentinel - Viral video shows deputy smashing car window to let trapped bear escape

What about that old law that required a person to walk waving a red flag to signal the locomotion of motorcoaches?

My Volvo is at least 25% parts recycled from other Volvos in scrapyards.

Know what’s better than a 25% recycled plastic interior? 25% less plastic, recycled or otherwise, in the car’s interior.

I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.

Is there such thing as a Mahindra wave, and if so, did you experience it?

Damn. I guess a tree no longer grows in Brooklyn.

I do like the idea that all the stuff in my trunk won’t fly around in the cabin should I get in an accident.

“Who needs a working subway when you can drive a Cadillac?”

This is exactly me driving my XJ, thinking I’m special with my lift, tires, and bumper.

I think we should combine masochist and Torchinsky to create a new portmanteau named “masochinsky”, which describes automotive journalists who have an affinity for fun/unreliable vehicles.

It’s gonna hurt more when you’re bent over the engine bay looking for where that leak is coming from.

So... a parroty, of the Firebird?

I am the first one in line if they offer a Macho Man Stripe package... like the Rumble Bee, but more Randy Savage.