If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

Just like every John Hughesesque 80s teen comedy, she was right there all along...

Sources without names. Back when I was in Intro to Reporting class, that would have gotten an F. It looks like you might be experiencing Trump Derangement Syndrome. If this lasts more than four hours, please see a physician.

Quantum Leap? I smell a reboot!

This is PR move. It sets them up in positive light no matter the outcome.

...the industry’s first pickup capable of running on two cylinders.

Call it the weekly Jalopnik hate bait.

Need to sew one of the arms closed, first.

So is “David Tracy” what we’re labeling cars on their last miles, now?

Not enough preemptive maintenance will make your car looks like it belongs to David Tracy.

Thumbs up to that!

It looks like he’s going tibia okay.

That almost cost him an arm and a leg.

is this her?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Had there been a shitbox option...

I can’t believe I actually read the whole thing! And started reading the comments...

That’s radialist!

That’s it. I’m putting whitewalls on all the race cars!

It’s from the larger family of Toyota Trauma caused by the dark magicks needed to render the Hilux virtually indestructible.