It doesn’t have a Corolla Corner. Not sure if Corolla...

I would love to see a rally style race with an entire grid full of these things.. Call it.. Group E? Lol

A Tesla spokesperson gave Jalopnik the following statement:

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

I can totally relate. At Calspeed Karting Center at the Fontana Race Track I’m fast but not really fast. I always blame it on weighing 225 instead of 125. That went out the window when the 285 pound dude from the Porsche Owners Club showed up to practice and lapped me.......on a 3/4 of a mile track......

This, all day long. It was shocking when I started riding a motorcycle 5 years ago (late starter) just how many people are on their phones, looking at them, texting, etc. I hadn’t noticed as much driving my car around but with the a) greater visibility on my bike and b) simply scanning traffic more often to keep…

I really welcome the emergency stop systems being put into new vehicles. I’m so ready.

Neutral: What happened to the basic dash design?

Buy something with billionaire doors, duh.

6Buck, brother I tell ya, some dry-rub and 12 hours in the smoke pit will make Blanket taste like brisket.

Just pick a slightly different Porsche.

based on the headline, I’d say an older pickup truck and start your country music career

Cylinder deactivation technology, old-world style.

They could have made it the Atlas S-Rugged

Don’t forget the Dodge Warlock.

Did they paint it that color, or does Hyundai have a partnership with Rubbermaid?

“THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE VEHICLE!”

I bet Jalopnik actually has a team of saboteurs on staff to make sure David Tracy’s posts don’t get too boring.

Included in Gold Rust Level membership.

but honestly, which one of us hasn’t hit the wall after a stressful day?