I have three things to say:

1. Yes, I can understand why this new shifter would definitely be less “intuitive” to some people.

2. That’s not a fucking excuse. There are TWO indicators in the vehicle. It is your responsibility as a driver to ensure your vehicle is parked.

3. JUST BECAUSE IT IS AN AUTOMATIC, DOES NOT MEAN…

If your shiftier needs an instructional video...

They forgot to waterproof this one.

I mean, how hard could it have been to guess some of these usernames and passwords anyway? Just follow the formula:

It’s like a Puffalump! A Puffalump car! ZOMG PUFFALUMP CAR.

Dear sir;

Never, EVER, Lift.

For the poor man.

am i doing it right?

powered by a wonderful BMW Motorsport V12 Wall-E

Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

Pocket Doors!

I just want to grab her... and say, “Safety glasses.”

Wait.

The motoring show that shall not be named

I suddenly have the need for an ESSENCE gauge in my car.

ONE!!!