* security cam footage of the exit to the lot with the other cars that don’t have valet mode *

I’m falling cab over wheels for this thing.

Wow. If I ever have a terminal disease, I need to find a way to drive one, because I think that’s the way I want to die.

bad timing old bean, this story needs to be about winter tires to be effective today.

I know the exact set of organs you’ll need from one of us. Little man.

A Honda, but Jesus didn’t like to talk about it.

John 12:49- “For I do not speak of my own Accord...”

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Another Note about inhelmet ventilation: Contact lenses.

Ranchero.

You’d make damn near everything on your sports car out of carbon fiber if you had a machine out back that could make the stuff whenever you wanted. I bet Akio Toyoda added a deck onto his house made out of carbon fiber just because he could.

This is a huge peeve of mine.

A dual -purpose bike like the CRF250L (or go ahead and get the 650 if you’re a big lummox like me). It’s the best of both worlds: All the lane-splitting sweetness on the street, go anywhere a built 4x4 can go off-road, plus you’re (maybe) a little less likely to get all racey on the road when you just don’t possess…

Need for Speed: Porsche Unleashed