So it’s like Mythbusters but the hosts are too lazy to do the actual work?

she looks like she might be famous for not knowing how to smile naturally

Shocked to see Chris D’Elia has been accused of being a comedian.

Honestly, if we manage to make it another 26 years at this rate it’d be victory enough.

“SCENE 1.
EXT.
We see Ghostface, beating what appears to be a dead horse...”

If I was looking for an Uber I’d absolutely go with him.

Jennifer Lopez can shut the fuck up. Oh wait, what’s that? She...won’t? Oh well, uh, Gigli!

Well, damn. I don’t see how this works without Amy. Jonah makes a great pair with her, but he’s too annoying to carry the whole series, and the rest of the characters are too wacky to step up.

Breakfast Club II: We Replaced The Basketcase With A Hot Blonde.

Yeah, they paid him. But it wasn’t a lot. In fact it was ... peanuts.

I want to believe it’s a guy who knows how an off-handed “Well, what if we just killed him” joke at a DC Comics writer’s summit spun out into the wildly successful Death of Superman event in the 90's, and he has built his entire Don Draper pitch persona around that.

Bill’s increasingly desperate attempts to quit the advertising industry continued to make him ever more successful in it.

God, what I’d give to have sit in on this marketing agency meeting. I want so bad to meet the guy who first said “...what if we killed him?”.

Denzel is maybe the only star who did something really different with Training Day. Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, RDJ, etc are all kinda playing themselves almost. It’s pretty common. 

Did anyone read Mr. Miranda his rights?

I’m going to need a lab to confirm that. Do you have any doggie bags?

What are The Golden Globes?  

I thought he was pretty great in Miami Blues.

The re-boot films are better than the Tobey MacGuire ones, honestly.