To all people out there who think Freelee is bullying them:

I think your point would be more valid if you didn’t pick such insanely terrible examples of things that you think are always controllable, or things that are so impossibly hard to change that they might as well be uncontrollable.

Here’s the pup at his birthday party:

“Why can’t I just ask her out? I’m Keith Hernandez, dammit.”

That’s a hot enough take to melt some steel beams.

I've been in a eight hour, coke-fueled jackoff session, looking at the most horrific shit you can dream up. I feel no shame.

I’m sorry. I’d love to be joining ya’ll in the jokes, but this article makes me fucking see red.

I went to school with his wife (who was very nice and very beautiful). They were, and I imagine still are, very religious. I imagine that has something to do with the zeal on display here.

It’s toxic masculinity at its worst. People think that he’s a weak victim who deserves what he’s getting because he’s weak and not masculine enough. We don’t let men have any weakness.

People with this mindset are actually like....out there....in the world.

That comment made me shudder.

you need to alpha up your beta game

My advice from failed relationships of the past: if the word “LOVE” gets thrown around within the first two months, run the other way as fast as you can.

Yeah, I would not have a single fuck to give if my wife was getting off to Magic Mike or even hardcore porn.

Reading your comment was like looking into a thousand relationships that fall apart due to ludicrously unrealistic expectations of the other partner.

You have some self-esteem issues dude, watching porn doesn’t make you “lust over the actors” on the screen. I watch porn, the men are generally way better built than my boyfriend, it doesn’t make me want to have sex with them.

“The problem with porn is you can’t love a woman AND love porn too. If you look at porn your cheating on the woman. Why? Because all your thrills should be from the things you “do” with her.”

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This is not good advice.