He thinks he can hide from protests by visiting Scotland. Cute.

Magid Magid is the most beautiful thing I have seen this year and I can’t believe I didn’t know he existed until now.

He's got the trifecta. Missing a heart and a brain too.

I want her to offer him a knighthood and perform the accolade with a running chainsaw.

I have this fantasy where, upon meeting Trump, Queen Elizabeth thinks to herself:

This has been tried by the Catholic Church. 

I use the spray stuff on my back if I’m going to the beach alone.  Hard to reach your back without it.

How in the heck do you get sunscreen on the middle 2/3 of your back if you don’t use spray sunscreen? And don’t tell me to ask someone else to apply it; I live alone. Spray sunscreen is the only thing standing between me and skin cancer all over my back.

That bear knows damn well that’s not a stream. S/he knows what feels good. Good job, bear.

I am fine with lotion, but when I am at a beach or pool by myself (I am pathetic and have no friends) lotion doesn’t cut it; I am not triple-jointed and there are parts of my back I simply cannot reach. 

Libertarians are Nazis without discipline.

Here's a radical idea - just respect the fact that people have different points of view. 

Don’t wear hats supporting an idiot baby president then?

What if you eat somewhere and start shitting blood 25 hours later? Just ignore it?

This is why Trump won.

Wait. Are you saying I can’t wear my Justin Trudeau boxer shorts here in the states? 

Happens a lot! You may not notice it because the actors aren’t recognizable. I never believe the “inner monologue voice” is the actor on screen. It’s always a voice actor with a much smoother voice.

That would definitely be the acme of tunnel naming.

It’s an absolute tragedy that we don’t have the “Wile E. Coyote Tunnel”. Although I can see how that might cause some apprehension.

It sounds like your issue is renaming existing things after people, which I agree, is dumb as it causes confusion.