He thinks he can hide from protests by visiting Scotland. Cute.

Magid Magid is the most beautiful thing I have seen this year and I can’t believe I didn’t know he existed until now.

He's got the trifecta. Missing a heart and a brain too.

I want her to offer him a knighthood and perform the accolade with a running chainsaw.

I have this fantasy where, upon meeting Trump, Queen Elizabeth thinks to herself:

That bear knows damn well that’s not a stream. S/he knows what feels good. Good job, bear.

Libertarians are Nazis without discipline.

Libertarians are Nazis without the snappy uniforms.

It means mute or block.

I thought Pete Davidson had the massive tool, at least according to his current girlfriend.

I call those Schrodinger’s dates - until there’s a place and time, the date both does and does not exist.

“I had a lot of respect for the way Sarah Huckabee Sanders handled it. She didn’t chew ‘em out. She didn’t pitch a fit. She didn’t call ‘em ‘immigrant-loving thugs’ or whatever. She just got up and left and offered to pay.”

If you haven't done weighted squats while your instructor scream-sings along to "Summer of 69", then your workout regime is sorely lacking.

He played at a college a few years back and they didn’t laugh.

I think it may be intentional areola, rather than nipslip. 

It’s just funny that we were so naive 8 years ago we thought someone would actually chose to go to college to become a guidance counselor or whatever instead of parlaying a teen pregnancy into a lifelong, 24/7 full exposure hustle.

Happens a lot! You may not notice it because the actors aren’t recognizable. I never believe the “inner monologue voice” is the actor on screen. It’s always a voice actor with a much smoother voice.

That would definitely be the acme of tunnel naming.

It’s an absolute tragedy that we don’t have the “Wile E. Coyote Tunnel”. Although I can see how that might cause some apprehension.

It sounds like your issue is renaming existing things after people, which I agree, is dumb as it causes confusion.