She licked it, so it’s hers forever now.

I don't have an opinion on the necklace, but if AG is the greatest person Pete Davidson knows, he needs to get out more. 

To me it looks like some guy proposing to his mom.

What? Three months salary? My husband told me it was three hours salary. Goddammit!

Pete and Ariana are literally every couple that met in the rehab I went to. Burns hot, flames out FAST...

This will now be known as the Frances Bean Cobain rule.

Is verkakta like covfefe? 

Lovely quote from way back in 2012 in your linked review of Idiocracy:

I’m glad to see someone at Blenheim Palace knew the correct way to protest…

He acknowledged it and said it made him feel unwelcome, so it definitely worked.

[I] will continue to hold women in the highest of regard.

And a different fiance

Could a Suburban be a truck?

Woodchucks 2020

The fact that the animal kingdom is rising up against him really should give that sentient fart pause. But it won’t! Keep on keeping on, Paul. Don’t pay any attention to god’s signs signalling your imminent damnation! It’s totally fiiiiiiiiine!

You are probably the only one that thinks your charismatic when you are drunk.  It’s natural, though. 

Be Second Best.

Apparently “kidney treatment” is the new ICD 10 code for facial collagen fillers ????

That’s her Purge mask

Does that nose look a little uuuuuuh... broken?