Alanis Paganis.

Plate jokes.

Dammit man, I just ate....

They may be goofy, but they’re 10000% better looking than the silly BMW GT models...those I have no clue why anyone buys ‘em.

How about an hourglass body. Bigger on both ends and a tiny waist with real junk in a real trunk.

This is an FCA product, what were you expecting? It’s not like they’re going to make new body panels for a low volume special edition of an already low volume car. Also, no stick-on flares look that clean and integrated. It’s no Porsche body kit, but then it’s about as good as any other Chrysler.

I can’t help but think that Fiat/Chrysler meetings are full of dudes that have a boner for this engine and all that goes with it and it gets brought up AD NASEUM at meetings, and in the hallway, and the water cooler and the.........

So it’s not a wide body, it’s a normal body with flared fenders. Bit of a misnomer imo.

I fully expect a Dodge Demon Narrowbody™ this time next year.

Ugh. After all that I’m actually starting to root for Aliyev. Maybe he can buy Jalopnik next and bring some law and order to the comments.

I apologize. I just felt that the point was effectively made.

Awareness about dictatorships, especially the unknown ones, should always be raised. Especially if such a high profile competition as F1 is hosted there - the money from the race will most likely end up in the pockets of Aliyev. To quote Freedom House:

And why not? Aliyev is one of the ten worst dictators alive today, and this race gives him a false legitimacy that he doesn’t deserve while he actively robs his country blind and while Azerbaijanis living mere blocks from the track are in government enforced poverty unless they’ve recently bribed the right people.…

And you don’t need to whine about it, but here we are anyway.