Nice bait. I know this is bait because if you were serious, you’d be over on ESPN.com, instead of here.

I don’t want to Northsplain to you, Anna, but you have to rent a snowmobile. 

In my experience HR is used to keep the company from being sued, not to protect the workers.

Same.

The only upside is maybe you could help to free Brittle or whatever her other kid is called

For the love of all that’s holy keep Bethenny far away from her. That poor kid’s already been through enough. She doesn’t need that.

I would rather remain an orphan than have Barfeny Frankenstein as a parent.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

“I wish Frankie were dead.”

Karazhan was the best raid WoW ever put out. That is all.

Hot take time: The White Sox are the true team that embodies Chicago. The Cubs are the team that embodies 20-something transplants who graduated for Big Ten schools.

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

Thank you! Runza is hot garbage.

I live in Nebraska, and I need the rest of the country, no, the world! to know one simple fact: Runza sucks. It’s food is sad. There’s no happiness at all. And the “Runza” is a goddamn meat pocket that also sucks. And the fries are mediocre at best.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

“BLUEBERRY? FUCK THAT UNFROSTED SHIT! BROWN. SUGAR. CINNAMON!” — Frank Booth

1. Brown Sugar Cinnamon

Let's not get too crazy with top 5 100 grand talk, but I'd rather get Ebola than eat a Mounds #spotonbro