You and your boss should talk to a lawyer. A letter from an employement law attorney discussing sexual harassment and the fact that they are creating a great sexual harassment lawsuit because they are allegedly afraid of a baseless religious discrimination claim should get someone’s attention in a hurry.

46.5 (better than candy corn, worse than being hit by a car)- The dentist that hands out little toothpaste tubes/floss/toothbrushes. Fuck that guy.

Instructions unclear, penis stuck in vacuum. Please advise.

If those guys count as stars, then Randy Couture does too, and he is a legit badass. 3 time NCAA all american in wrestling, Multiple world-level (pan-am games and world championships) medals in wrestling, 5 time UFC champ.

And was Warren Zevon’s “werewolves of london” with the lyrics replaced by the third grade reading-level stylings of Mr. Rock.

In fairness, when I saw the headline about the MNF idiot, I thought you were talking about Jeff Fisher.

It would be far more impressive (both in terms of your ability to read quickly and the amount you had to poop) if it were in one sitting.

Burroughs can still medal, he needs Geduev to win in order to be able to wrestle back for a shot at the bronze.

You fail to mention that he is a deadbeat dad. His ex-wife sued him for over $100k in back child support.