In other words, about where they are now?

...totally unreasonable thing to focus on...

If you don’t penalize for reaching across the table, I’m taking Manute Bol as my beer pong partner. He’d just reach across and drop the balls into the cups. He would also probably have some great stories about not being alive anymore.

But has anyone ever seen Scooby’s birth certificate? Chihuahua sounds Mexican to me. Plus he has small hands.

That’s a good stoppage by the ref - yes, 2 extra punches were thrown, but the ref got in there FAST (the 1st punch, I’d be hard pressed to say he is “out” in real time)

Are you seriously identifying lack of attention to the Golden State Warriors as a problem with our site? Holy shit, man.

Some of the most intriguing conversations you can listen to come from him. He may not be the smartest person, but look at who goes on the show and a lot of the guests are very well known intellectuals. Neil Degrasse Tyson, Dan Carlin, and Dr Carl Hart to name a few.

Grasping for straws, anyone that listens to his podcast regularly knows Joe Rogan is not a racist.

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”

Note: The first published version of this article mistakenly referred to Friday’s election as “tomorrow.” Because until just this moment, I thought today was Thursday. It’s only Tuesday. Fuck.

This is becoming the equivalent of a “FIRST!” comment.

A few hundred feet inside the free throw line

This is so good.

I didn’t know Wes Welker had a kid. I mean, it makes sense he would look like Tom Brady, but still.

chronic injury

Keeper Thinks He’s Ronaldinho Or Some Shit

Actually she can’t shop in them because she believes subtracting 11 from 7 gives you one of the “devil’s numbers”.

Still laughing at this an hour later

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

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