This is the only bad take you’ve ever had, but it is exquisitely written as usual and you are thus forgiven.

Just yesterday i kicked a hangover’s ass with a huge helping of collard greens. I could feel the sickness drain out of me like someone pulled the stopper. It was truly amaze.

This post is awesome ands i love it.

You remember that time you said you’d take Kevin Garnett over D’Andre Jordan?

Ted Williams was facing steak and beer fueled pitchers throwing 150 pitches on 3 days rest, rather than every important at bat later than the 7th being against some filthy left handed specialist coming on for one batter bringing 95mph sliders.

The European relegation model would make baseball awesome.

When I DVR live events I avoid websites that might spoil said same until such time as I’ve been able to catch up with the rest of the world. A huge price, i know.

About :30 in.

That’s pretty good

My family moved back to Houston during the holidays in 1978 when i was four, and we were staying at my grandma’s house until we got settled. They decided to take me to the Oiler’s welcome home rally after they lost to the Steelers in the AFC title game, thinking The Dome would be pretty cool for a kid my age to see -…

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Sheriff’s logs show that more than half of the calls and house checks were after midnight.

Man, for such a little guy that sure is a massive dong.

Their announcer has to be running a close second.

In this commercial, yes.

As a 42 year old goalkeeper I winced every time he wrecked. Mondays are tough nowadays.

He’s got off-road miles on his odometer though, not quite the same as most highway cruisers. Go out in your yard, jump as high as you can in the air, and land on your side once, and realize he does that a dozen times before lunch, and as a younger man prolly 1000x a week.

If you see these men on your porch, DO NOT ANSWER THE DOOR.

I took a couple 6-year olds to their first baseball game couple weeks back to see The Round Rock Express (just north of Austin) and they never got bored once. We watched maybe 3 innings total, but between the pool, the playground, the rock climbing, running the bases and fireworks they had a blast and we spent about…

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