Hey Whitlock there’s some lovely filth down h.......oh I see you’ve eaten it. Nevermind then.

Come and see the violence inherent in the negotions!

You can't go around wielding supreme editorial power just because some blinky jamoke threw a red pen at you!

ZODIACMOTHERFUCKER

“seems to be...”?

That’s a good Bas Rutten impression.

I go 50/50 Tabasco/Ketchup

I have always had an irrational hatred if Hackman - not his characters necessarily, but him personally. Perhaps he's such a great actor that the stink of his characters has become his persona to me - but really I just think he's got to be an insufferable asshole in real life.

So good.

This is my first gif, it took me an hour to make.

Score-fucking-board Michigan.

Not a Duke fan, LOVE Christian Laettner. Epitome of no-frills workhorse white guy - we need heroes too!

What about the big meanies that mentioned their college games? I didn't get to play in college,....what a bunch of dicks AMIRITE?!?

Okay, so everyone give their shitty resume ( I'm fat and unathletic) and I give a counterpoint plus my bona fides (I think winning a championship and almost getting two in a state this big is anything but weak) and I should not mention that on background because......why? I should be ashamed for some reason? Should I…

Ohhhhhh gotcha. I thought we were talking about our basketball experiences and I guess since mine were moderately successful I shouldn't talk about them? Seems like that's what the OP asked for, and what every (non-joke) response included.

The dick in the face was always the underrated downside of the step-under charge.

I don't know what that means. I'm still just trying to figure what in my original post makes me douchey, because that's not something I want to be viewed as, and hopefully you can help steer me away from such behavior with just a few words if suggestion and guidance?

I SUCK at basketball....no wind, bad back, and terrible handles from years without practice. I am not even one of the better players in my Sunday morning 4 on 4 of middle aged has beens, but I still make 3s if left open, and I always seem to find rebounds for reasons I've never fathomed (just 6' 2") and never claimed…

Well then, that's a weird reason to call someone names, don't you think? is it everyone who played sports that are douchey? Or just those of us fortunate enough to be part of good teams that deserve such ire in your mind?

Hmmmm how so? Because I did things once?