If you've never been dunked on then you've never played basketball at a high level, or are a no-contact coward.

Fox News' motto?

And you would be wrong.

Fuck anyone who can't respect the 6 yard box - this is exactly why it exists. GKs are defenseless and vulnerable when in the air, and the forward has a duty to ensure his run doesn't put him in danger, despite the prospects of a goal (of which there were none in this case.)

Throw him into the pond!

I always heard it as "RAT FARTS!!!" which I think is funnier. Hmm.

Great Big Daddy Kane story

Justifiable homicide. No jury would convict.

I certainly hope you'll die soon.

A pair of a pair of Chelsea supporters commiserating the draw.

+1

He drove a car at halftime of Super Bowl 33 in front of millions.

I stole second with the bases loaded when I was 12. I am 41 and still see my teammate looking down at me as I was sliding in like "What the fuuuuck???"

That guy is the best thing in sports.

No

I remember laughing at this little pudge nugget during a preseason game against the rockets his rookie year. I was nine. In my infinite basketball wisdom I was sure this fat fucker would never see the floor in the NBA of the mid-80's. Oops. At least we've come full circle and I'm laughing at him again.

Goalkeeping. Goaltenders play hockey.

Smartest thing you've ever written Drew, well done.

I enjoyed this immensely +6

"Although the incident does not appear to have been sexually motivated, the charges reflect that the attack involved an attempted or threatened penetration with a broom handle "